gidget officious
aboutrandommy lava



The ultimate dad joke compilation

Reblog for “Robeneros”

posted 4 hours ago · with 53,624 notes · via/source · Reblog

27 Sure Signs You Grew Up Evangelical

i’m dying re: Psalty

posted 4 hours ago · Reblog
Tags »  #this is so unfortunately accurate  #that audio adrenaline song also  #all the hand motions  
Hate meme: puns

it always takes me a second to recognize them, especially the really subtle really good ones, so i end up laughing late like some pun-hating loser.

posted 6 hours ago · Reblog
Tags »  #thatgreenevening  



the  new ask meme: send me literally anything and ill tell you something i hate about it

happy monday! this is my favorite meme of all time

posted 7 hours ago · with 38,969 notes · via/source · Reblog

anybody want an ello invite?

posted 13 hours ago · with 1 note · Reblog
Tags »  #ello  

the high point of this night of abdominal pain is finding that elvira episodes are on hulu

posted 1 day ago · Reblog
Tags »  #god bless  

gallbladders are stupid

posted 1 day ago · Reblog
Tags »  #and painful  #u have ONE JOB gallbladder  #stop fucking it up and being painful  






Whites riot over pumpkins in NH and Twitter turns it into epic lesson about Ferguson, aka The Best of #PumpkinFest, PT 1. #staywoke

in this week’s episode of shit black folks would get murdered or jailed with no trial for

How is this even allowed. How are they allowed a pass. Smdh.

fucking really??


posted 1 day ago · with 43,923 notes · via/source · Reblog



So I drive by this house every day on my way to work and it is definitely the Skeleton War HQ

Photo Source: [x]

My city

posted 1 day ago · with 77,943 notes · via/source · Reblog
Tags »  #this is amazing  

(Source: foxandfloral)

posted 1 day ago · with 89,605 notes · via/source · Reblog

Kim Novak in Bell, Book and Candle (1958)

(Source: normajeanebaker)

posted 1 day ago · with 852 notes · via/source · Reblog


Heres my impression of dean from gilmore girls. *Big voice* rory pay attention to me. i dont understand what’s wrong with patriarchy i kind of like it? love me right now or else rory. NOW IM YELLING. rory you eat a lot. ha ha rory your moms weird. rory im jealous of everyone always. pay attention to me or ill fight someone rory. ill fight your mom. your grandfather. your friends. your moms friends. ill fight the president. ill fight my self *horrible high pitched whining that continues nonstop for 3 days.*  rory i cant fit through this doorway

(Source: deadghost666)

posted 1 day ago · with 553 notes · via/source · Reblog



goodnight moon. goodnight Milky Way. goodnight Ursa Major (UMa I dSph). goodnight 24IC 1613 (UGC 662.350[8].

goodnight nerd

posted 1 day ago · with 32,651 notes · via/source · Reblog


All of the voice acting was recorded on location.

Fantastic Mr Fox (2009)


posted 1 day ago · with 8,743 notes · via/source · Reblog


I just keep reblogging this, every time I see it.

posted 2 days ago · with 123,987 notes · via/source · Reblog